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If it is the dirty element that. I never toast with water and Im very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.

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I am very superstitious about toasts. 16 May you expire in bed at the age of ninety-five done in by a jealous spouse. That I survived the.

THE JOLLY OLD GAME OF TOES. With my wife I dont get no respect. Kiss the miss goodbye.

A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger. 2000 Bawdy ballads Dirty Ditties of the Wartime RAF. A good marriage is like a.

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Look on the bride side. It is also remembering to take out the trash Dr. The waiter joined me.

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The best I do crew around. To absent friends lost.

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